Teapot

so, on the way to enp last night, my brother and I made up an absolutely terrible song. It's not bad, its just politically incorrect (most likely) and all that junk
so,
no offense
all in good fun

I'm a little emo short and stout,
Here is my comb-over, here is my pout,
When I'm out in public I stick out,
Slit my wrists and blood poors out,

yeah, pretty terrible....and amusing

i'm sorry


shut up

This is for Real

So, I'm a loser who barely writes in this thing. I brainstormed; found some ideas: here's one.

Love of the Week:

Smut; yes, dirty smuttiness

Why? Because I found out how much I enjoy drawing/painting smutty pictures. (I'm an artist) I started sketching, like, a couple in my Bible as Literature class, and while I was thinking about the type of couple these characters are; I realized they are not the sweet hugging type: I started to change the picture. It turned into a bit of a smut pic, and I was rather shocked at my own pen drawing it. It's really not that bad, they are clothed haha; but it is a little raunchy. Then I started painting it on Photoshop, and I really just loved the picture; so I love smut.

and this week I alsooooooooooooo Hate---

Bumble Bees:

I'd be pretty pissed too if someone put me in that horrid costume

Why: Yeah thats right, I am afraid of bumble bees, but not the "oh they won't hurt you" bumble bees, the killer bumble bees at college. The ones that effing dive bomb us as we duck into buildings. The one whose buzzing I can hear zooming towards me from 50 ft away. The bumble bees that threaten the ground I stand on as they buzz around my head. THOSE ones! so there,

shut up